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March 26, 29018

"Brevity is the Soul of Wit" -- The Longest F*cking Play Ever

I asked myself "How on Earth can I convey what I learned after five years of conservatory training in filmmaking and dramatic arts, with my three+ years of experience working in the New York Entertainment Industry?"

Then I answered myself "I'm bored, let's send a snapchat to the bestiesssss."

I was tryna tell that THOT Ophelia that she had better prospects yonder from mine castle, yet she kept tryna bomb me out to my rents. L4M3.

I'm just gonna make my daughter feel really guilty about the sexual awakening that I forced upon her.
 

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